INTO THE PAST WITH PAIN ...215

INTOTHE PAST WITHPAIN….215
Dr K Prabhakar Rao

(Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton are seen sitting in white House lawns and they are being safely guarded by security guards who are highly armed)
Obama.( Looking relieved and sipping drink) IThank god,that rascal Laden is no more now. We had no sleep all these years.
Hillary. True Mr President. It was really a nightmare and entire Americans are thanbkfu to you for getting that thug killed.
Obama.Thanks dear. Credit must equally go to Mr George Bush too.
Hillary. Why not? He faced 9/11. He hammered Taliban out of Afghanistan and waged war against Jihadis. It is still going on now. What he could not do in his time you have done now.
Obama.Imust thank American forces and other international forces for sustaining this operation eversince it was taken up after 9/11.
Hillary.That is wehy Americans aregreat. Whole world looks at Us with awe andget inspired.
Obama. True
( In the mean time a guard arrives andhesalutes.)
Guard.Your excellency. There is a gentleman named Mr MK Gandhi waiting outside to see you. He landed up all of a sudden and insists that he must see you at once.
Obama.Ohfo. Mr MK Gandhi. I know him. He does this. Does not matter. Please allow him.
( Along with MK Gandhi, Nehru and Patel also walk in )
Gandhi. Good evening Mr President and Madam clinton. How are you?
Pastel.Good evening Gentlemen
Nehru. Good evening to all.
(Obama and Madam Clinton return greetings and request the trio to be seated)
Obama. MrGandhi. you took all the trouble of visiting this place. What troubles you sir?
Gandhi. Nothing serious in fact. Yesterday your forces killed Osama Bin Laden , the Al Qaeda supremo right in Pakistan. I learnt about it.
Obama. Very true. Any problem?
Gandhi . Was it really required? He must be already ailing, sick and bedridden .He would have died natural death in few years.
Clinton. But he would have planned further trouble all over globe. You know he was a great thug and highly dangerous guy. I am sure you must have seen clippings of 9/11.
Obama. If you have seen the clippings, you would have not argued like this as you are doing.
Gandhi. I am not arguing. I am suggesting.
Clinton. I am not convinced .
Gandhi. He was killed in Pakistan very near the major military unit. All these years your hubby Pakistan was telling that he was not in their country. What answer they can give now?
Obama. True. They are finding it very difficult to answer. But we knew that they were lying. We had our own plans. When we attacked b they did not know. They were caught with their pants down.
Patel. I am very happy with your action sir.
Obama. Thanks sir for compliments .But your friend Gandhi is not happy.
Gandhi. t is not that I am not happy. I feel bad that a life has been lost. W can take life. but can not give it back.
Obama. Who wants to give Laden’s life back. He was international rogue. In fact we wanted to catch him alive. But it was not possible. The rogue resisted. So he was shot dead. If he that rascal was caught alive, he would have faced trial in USA and we would have hanged him at the same site where WTC towers stood.
Patel. That should be the spirit of the nation. Look at us. Thinkof 26/11 at Bombay. Till now nothing has happened to the rogues in Pakistan. We have not even hanged Kasab the lone terrorist alive after 26/11.
Obama. What can I say. That is your inefficiency. You have your own problems with minorities. You guys want minority votes. You have your own Indian democracy n your own style.haa…haaaa
Nehru.Mr Obama. What makes you laugh loudly at our democracy.
Obama. I laugh at your inability to take decisions. You postpone actions. You guys are scared to take actions. You are taken over by emotions. You are Vacillating in your thinking. You are scared of taking strong actions. You day dream of some miracle to happen.
Patel. Very true sir. You hit the nail on the head.
(Gandhi searches for a nail on his bald head and finds none.)
Patel.Bapu. Hitting nail does not mean someone has hit a nail on you head.
Gandhi.Mr Obama, Do you think you have won over Jihadis and terrorism with killing of Laden?
Obama. I never said that. This is a major event. I know that he spread his wings in many countries and even in USA. We shall eliminate every leader one by one.
Gandhi. I think Al Zawahari is next target.
Clinton. No names please. You may assume anything.
Gandhi. How long you are going to kill people like this.
Obama. Till they are eliminated.
Gandhi. Don’t you think sir, by talking over we can settle matters and remove hatred.
Obama. Mr Gandhi, In which world you are living? Could you prevent creation of Pakistan in 1947 although you were discussing all the time with Mulsim league leaders? What is the use? Talking will be fine when other guy wants to listen. When he is hell bent on crating trouble what is the answer. Stick is the answer.
Patel. Very well said, Mr President.
Obama. Thank you Mr Patel for compliments.
Gandhi. But as far as I know there were no attempts to talk to them.
Obama. There was no scape. The scoundrels killed Americans right on main land by destroying twin WTC towers. They bombed USS naval ship in a far off Dock yard away from main land. They bombed US embassies around world. They wanted to kill every American and all whites. Is this acceptable. Will you keep quiet if that guy wants to kill all Indians?
Gandhi. Yet I would prefer to talk to them first before I decide to kill them.
Obama. Look Mr Gandhi, When Muslims invaded Afghanistan long ago when it was Buddhist state, all monks bowed to invaders and all of them butchered mercilessly. The result is that entire Afghanistan that was a Buddhist state became an Islamic state. Whole world knows this. How can any one talk to such thugs who are born with hatred?
Patel. Bapu. Why are you arguing with President who has done the best thing to day. That clown also preferred to kill Indians and interfere in Jammu and Kashmir.In fact we must celebrate that a greatest evil man has been destroyed. We must congratulate Obama who engineered his slaying. Three cheers to Mr. President ( Does jig )
( In the mean time drinks arrive in a Trolley and Gandhi , Nehru and patel prefer soft drinks while Obama fill sup his glass. The trolley is taken away)

Gandhi. Mr president, You have been celebrating that Laden has been slain. Where is the guarantee that real Laden has not escaped . The slain one can be a dupe.
Obama. You can be rest assured. We are not fools.
Gandhi. I am sorry. You appear to be offended.
Obama. No . Not at all. I am least concerned. We do our job in best way.
Patel. Mr President. All these years you have been funding Pakistan with great amounts of money to fight terrorism. Now you have seen that they have harbored the Laden in their own country. I am sure they have taken you for a camel ride. You were in fact misled. They always insisted that Laden was niot in Pakistan.
Clinton. True. They also misled George Bush earlier. Of course we had our own doubts and plans.
Gandhi. You could have been tough with them if that was the case
Obama. Look , Mr Gandhi, there are many issues in these things. It was necessary for us to keep them in good humor. We knew that all types of thugs are staying in Pakistan and the most dangerous plans against humanity emanated there. We had to strike at the most appropriate time.
Patel Good thing really.
Obama. If we had warned Pakistan about our plans, Laden would have escaped. Some guys in Pakistan that is in league with him would have hidden him somewhere. So it was a top secret mission.
Patel. Now Pakistan is not in a position to reply to world. This country should be declared a terrorist state.
Obma. We have to look into it. The guys have swindled billions of US dollars and most probably hidden Laden with them all these years. They need to be tackled in proper way.

Patel. You must do it sir at the earliest. We are very keen that they are taught good lesson. In fact you must take away their nuclear weapons. What will you do if the hand over them to Pak Talibans.
Obama. There is a danger.
Clinton. It is a good point. We are equally concerned. We shall take care of it.
Gandhi. OK MR President. I am sorry I gave you trouble. We shall take leave now.
Obama. That is fine. Plesae take care of your country. Ask them to be assertive and bold. Let them not while away time in scams all the time. One can not have play all the time. One has to work also. How long you guys will investigate Kasab and Afzal Guru. I do not know why they are being fed well in jails. What prevents their hanging. All Americans are surprised. Iam sure one day they will escape from prison. There should be limit to vote bank politics. Better you guys start working.
Gandhi. That sis fine sir. We shall take leave.
Patel. Thank you sir
Nehru. OK Gentleman. Bye
( Obama and Clinton escort the trio to the door and the trio walks away.)
Obama. Thank God. The guys have left finally. They are from a different world altogether. Patel is practical while Nehru is non committal and prefers to be cat on wall. Most of the time the guy preferd not to talk.
Clinton. OK Mr President. They left us now. Let us celebrate Laden killing Cheers.
Obama. Cheers
( CURTAIN FALLS