INTO THE PAST
WITH PAIN…271
Dr K
Prabhakar Rao
( It is a rainy day and water is seen gushing
on the streets of Delhi
and people are caught suddenly with the
downpour. Gandhi, Patel and Nehru are also caught in the rain and they are stranded at a bus
shelter. Gandhi is without any shawl and is holding his long stick while Nehru
and Patel are well clad.)
Gandhi. Patel. We are caught in this rain badly. It looks
there is no way out for us. I am feeling cold too ( He shivers).
Patel. True Bapu, I am sure the rain will not stop soon. We
are destined to suffer.
Gandhi. This is not new. We have been suffering since long.
First we suffered under the Muslims for nearly 6 centuries.. Then we suffered
under the Europeans for another two centuries. Now we are suffering in self
rule in the hands of our own people
after electing them to various positions after getting independence. Suffering
is our destiny ( sings)
Look at ourselves oh my dear
We have been suffering
all the time
This rain and sun have no meaning to us
And we must be happy singing a rhyme.
On looker. I am
Vikram. Hello. Look old man. You sang very well. Are you a poet?
Patel. He is many of things. He is not only a poet but also a freedom fighter, writer, philosopher, biographist, Editor, Humanist, lawyer
and Scientist.
Vikram. I think I have seen him some where. (Scratches his
head). Yeah. I remember it. I saw him on Indian paper currency note.
Patel. Very true. He is MK Gandhi. The nation calls him
Mahatma Gandhi. Every day Indians watch him on the
notes and curse their fate to suffer in this free India.
Gandhi. I do not call myself as Mahatma. I never wanted my
photograph to be printed on the notes. Others call me as Mahatma.
Vikram. You appear to be modest and also acting very well.
But he died long ago before I was born. My dad also was not born. How can be
you be he?
Patel. This man is he and he is this man. You must accept
that he is this man and this man is he.
No other man can be this man and this man can not be another one like this. So he is this and this is he. No other man is like him and
he is not like other man.
Vikram. Eee..eee…aa..aaa.. ( pulls his
hair ) I am confused..aa..aaa…eee….eeee..save me and my brains… Better I leave this place
soon before I get crazy.
( Vikram runs away from the place in thick of rain while
others laugh)
Gandhi. Patel. You confused him so much. Poor Guy. Look, he
ran away in rain without looking back. He may catch cold and get fever.
Patel. Bapu, Some how
we must get away from this place. Let us
get into an auto.
( He goes near few autos standing at the shelter. He speaks
to a driver)
Pael. Look Brother. We have to go to New
Delhi railway station. Will you take us?
Driver. Sir . It is raining . How can we drive in this rain?
Patel. We are asking you because it is raining. Auto is
meant to drive in rain also.
Driver. True sir. But roads in Delhi are very bad. At some places, auto may
be drowned.
Nehru. Is it so? Are the roads so bad?
Gandhi. Some roads in Delhi
are the same ones which Emperor Shahjehan laid..
Patel. Hee..hee.. Bapu, Come on . Please do not joke. All
these are Tar roads. Shahjehan did not have the technology of laying Tar roads.
Gandhi. Look Mr Driver, we are old guys. So kindly take us.
Driver. Sorry. I can not take you.
( All the auto
drivers refuse to operate and relax in their vehicles while some smoke.)
Gandhi. What to do now? No one is accepting our request.
Patel.This is India Bapu. Let us see. Oh ! Another vehicle
is coming.( He shouts) Auto..auto..auto..eee….eee… Please stop
( The
auto stops and the driver peeps out)
Driver. Sir where you want to go?
Patel. Please take us to New Delhi Railway station.
Driver. OK. Please sit.
( The trio gets in and they are seated)
Gandhi. You appear to be a good driver. You are considerate
too. May god bless you.
Driver. One has to be. We are after all humans. We have to
help each other. We are only guests in this world for few days. Then why fight
and hate each other?
Gandhi. You are very nice man. That is why country is still
surviving midst crooks, thugs, thieves, dacoits, criminals, rapists, smugglers,
corrupt, bandits, shady men, goondas, cheats, rogues, rascals, rowdies, killers
and assassins, Who says there are no good people in the world?
Patel. I did not say that. Even Jawaharal did not say
that.
Nehru. Thanks Patel.
Gandhi. LookPatel. Our problems is solved. Tomorrow I think
we can not move about. There will be lot of police on roads.
Patel. Why?
Gandhi. Tomorrow nominations for President post will
continue.
Patel. True. These elections are strange. President election
has become a joke in this nation. People are fighting like cats.
Driver. Sir, who are all the candidates for the post?
Patel. Pranabji, Sangmaji, a Tea vendorji and an auto driverji are the candidates. The auto driverji is a
woman.
Driver. Why? Can’t a
woman contest?
Patel. Why not? She can contest.
Driver. Sir. That woman is me. I have filed nomination.
Patel. Oh! I thought you are a male.
Driver. I am a woman. I am putting on a Turban.
Patel. It is good that you are contesting. The country needs
a peoples President. Sangma and Pranab are politicians and played lot of
politics in their careers. Their lives were full of politics. An auto driver
can make a good President. At least he will identify himself with a common man
and understands his problems.
Nehru. Driver sahib. Will you be able to manage the job.
Driver. Why not? When I can a drive an auto on Delhi’s streets, why I
can not manage my job? Any how, it is a ceremonial post. Do you know That Lau
Pradasd’s wife was a just house wife working in her kitchen. She was made the
CM of Bihar state. She managed the job
and became successful in her own way. Who is running the country now? I
do not want to say more. Every one knows it. There are many lady ministers in
states who became MLA after husbands death. They are all running the show. One
lady is also a home Minster in one of the states. Recently late YSR Rajsekhar Reddy’s wife also became
an MLA and ruling her party. I can also be successful. Nothing can prevent me.
Patel. You are very confident. In fact all ministers, MLAs
should be banned to contest the Presidents post even if they resign. It must be
given to a common man.
Nehru. Patel. Do you know that President is the supreme
commander of Defense forces?
Patel. I know it very much. Even if you put a stone in
Presidents chair, Defense forces will
salute it. It is their duty. In democracy
they are like toothless tigers.
The title is only ceremonial.
Driver. Hope I can win the contest.
Patel. We wish you a success.
Driver. Thank you sir. If I become the President , I shall
give you a special pass so that you can see me whenever you wish.
Patel. So nice of you. Thanks. We will be obliged.
Driver. Sir, We arrived at New Delhi station.
Patel. Thanks. What is the fare?
Driver. Leave it sir. I shall not take anything from you.
Gandhi. May god bless you with all happiness and success.
May god give you Presidents chair. You deserve it most than the crooked
politicians.
Driver. Thanks sir.
( The trio waves to the driver while the auto is driven
off. The trio walks into the station.)
CURTAIN FALLS
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