INTO THE
PAST WITH PAIN……. 297
Dr K Prabhakar Rao
Gandhi, Patel and Nehru are seen at Abids circle in Hyderabad. They are
strolling lazily and they find a Sweet corn masala shop. Smells is sweet and
Patel is attracted.
Patel. Bapu, How about a cup of boiled corn with Masala each?
Gandhi. I do not mind Patel. Weather is also stimulating.
Few rain drops around make it more convincing. OK
Nehru. Come on Bapu, Do you eat on road side shop.
Gandhi. What is wrong in it. We are on road side now. Sp we
are eating on road side shop. Will the shop be in sky?
Nehru. Ohfo. I didn’t mean that way. Roadside shop means a
clumsy one.
Gandhi. Jawaharlal, You are ego is not yet dead although you were dead long ago. We are nothing now in
society. All of us died long ago and guys have forgotten us. Here and
there one can find my statue and your
statue too. Most of the statues are badly maintained. Of course at very few
places they are looked after because they are needed for garlanding on our
death and birth days. I hardly find statues of Patel.
Patel. Bapu. Mans
actions are not measured by statues. More the statues are erected less
work is indicated. More statues mean some
image exploitation for social and political purpose.
Gandhi. That I agree.
But for some guys in India there is
a statue at every crossing as if they are standing to direct passers in different directions like police
men. Hee..hee… In that way we are lucky.
I feel sad because at many places
our statues are surrounded by filth, pigs, stray dogs, urchins and dust bins
and pissing guys. Some also ease themselves at night.
Patel. That is very befitting because you struggled to clean
up public toilets when you were alive.
Gandhi. Hee..Hee.
That is the befitting tribute by the nation to me. I am very happy. (
sings and does also jig. Some on- lookers gather around and clap)
Look my brothers , please
listen to me
I struggled all my
life half naked and in rain
Strangely the nation looks other way today
However I do not feel
a pinch of any pain
Patel ( sings)
Bapu, Well done , you
composed nicely
It is very great and
I can not any more dwell
You are a born poet
in this thankless world
And I can see also that you do jig very well
Nehru. Come on guys, Other guys are watching us.
Gandhi. So what. This is a free country and we are free
people.
Patel And we have freedom of Expression.
Onlooker. I am Phaltu Sareen. You sang poems well and also
acted well.
Gandhi. What do you mean acted well ?
Sareen. Then what you were doing?
Patel. We were not acting. We are real guys. Not actors.
Sareen. I thought you were on some street play. I wasted my
time.
Nehru. No one asked to stay brother.
( On lookers melt away)
Patel. We forgot about sweet corn. Let us have some fun.
( The trio goes to the vendor )
Patel. Please give us three cups of corn.
Vendor. Sweet or sour?
Patel. I want sweet one
Nehru. I want sour one.
Gandhi. I want mixed.
Vendor. I can not make mixed one.
Gandhi. Why. Shall I help you.
Vendor. I shall try
( Vendor gives them cups and they start munching )
Gandhi. Why you guys preferred different tastes?
Patel. I am a sweet guy. So I take a sweet one.
Nehru. Do you mean I am bad guy because I took a sour one?
Patel. Did I say that? It is up to you.
Gandhi. I am a mixture of good and bad. So I tool mixed one.
( They finish off the cups and start walking and
arrive at the circle)
Nehru. Bapu, Have you seen my statue holding a pigeon and
releasing it from palm
Gandhi. Yeah. I see it. I happy you released it and not made
a breakfast of it. But why so many strings are tied to the neck
Patel. Whenever some political party has a program they tie
their flag strings to his neck in every direction. It looks as if his statue is
hung by strings. Hee..hee..hee. Now all paper flags are withered way and only
strings remain. Haa..haaa.haaa
Gandhi. I feel bad
for the disrespect to the statue.
Patel. Bapu. Do you think they are erected out of respect?
It is pure exploitation of our images and memories.
Nehru. I can not keep watching this nonsense. I shall remove
strings
( Nehru tries to jump the fence of the enclosure and he is
caught by a police man)
Police man. Hey. What are you doing? Why are jumping over
the fence?
Nehru. I want to remove the strings around.
Police man. That is not your job.
Nehru. Then is it your job?
Police man. Neither mine. It is the work of city municipality. Go away. Or else I shall take
to police station.
Nehru. Please take me if you can.
Police man. Can’t I take you?
Gandhi. Look Constable. Please leave him. He is a bit
upset.
Police man. Why.?
Patel. The statue looks like him
( Police man again looks at Nehru and statue in turns)
Police man. True. He looks like statue.
Patel. Sorry. Statue looks like him
Police man. Correct. I understand his problem. You can go now.
( The police man goes away)
Patel. Bapu. I think we must leave now. It is getting very
cloudy.
Gandhi. True
( The trio walks away
fast )
CURTAIN FALLS
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