INTO THE PAST WITH PAIN.....180

INTO THE PAST WITH PAIN …180

Dr K Prabhakar Rao

( Gandhi, Patel and Nehru are chatting and seen moving near Gachi bowli of Hyderabad in Andhra Pradesh. They are as usual in their dress and appear to be active)

Patel. I think few days ago you said that we shall visit the newly established IIMS.

Nehru. But the Indian Institute of Medical Sciences is not in Hyderabad.

Patel. This is not that Institute. This is Indian Institute of Mischief studies and applied research established at Hyderabad. Then we must call it IIMS AAR.

Gandhi. So be it dear. Thanks for correction.

Patel. Bapu. Shall we go there? I was told the library is excellently furnished and stocked with many strange books.

Gandhi. sure .. sure . why not?

( The trio lands up at the Institute . At the gate the security stop them to enquire)

Security Inspector. Where do you want to go sir. Who are you?

Gandhi. We came to see the Institution and its library. We have come from a very far off place.

( The security Inspector writes a pass and sends them in)

Gandhi. Patel. I think this is the first time that we have been allowed inside an organization without any fuss.

Patel. True Bapu

( They enter a large porch inside and see a big statue at the entrance)

Gandhi. Iam not much familiar with this person. Patel> Do you have any idea?

Patel. Bapu. It si very simple. Just read the name on the plaque

Nehru. Hee..hee

Gandhi ( Reads) It is written, Dawood Ibrahim. The notorious international smuggler and mischief maker. But why he is here?

Patel. Bapu. This is Indian Institute of mischief studies and applied research. Keep seeing things.

( They enter the large porch nad on the walls are hung large oil paintings of some personalities. The trio watch them)

Patel (Reads the title) this is the portrait of Charles Shobhraj, the great killer and smuggler.

Nehru (Reads the title of another portrait). He is Raja the multicrore spectrum scamsters

Gandhi ( Reads another title) He is Haji Masthan the former Bombay smuggler and Don

( The trio sees the class rooms, seminar halls and waiting rooms. They are furnished very well. The trio then enters the library. They are welcomed by the Librarian)

Librarian. Welcome sir. Plesae sign this book. We shall be honored. Now please tell me what you like to know sir. This is a very great library in world. We have ) We have one Lakh volumes and more than 1000 international journals. We do not care for national journals. Still we get about 650 national journals.

Gnadhi. These are great figures indeed. We like to go around books nd see ourselves.

Librarian. Welcome sir. I shall send an attender with you who will guide you.

Patel. Thanks sir.

( The trio go into text book section and see books)

Patel. Bapu . see the titles. How strange? I shall read out some to you. They are:

How to spoil things?
Treatise of mischief
How not to work
How to avoid work
How to demotivate .. by Rao and Reddy
How best to ruin working things.. by. Fool and fouler
A text book of ridiculous thinking by Masthan
A treatise of poor maintenance of machines by Rao and Reddy
Tips for screwing up things.. by slipster
Design and formulation of evil plans by Degrease
Disgusting thinking methods.. by Nutshell
Evil plans made easy… by S Raja
A text book of evil thinking.. by A Raja
A treatise of wild behavior.. by RS Negate
A gateway to ruining By RS Negate
The treatise of kidnapping techniques by Stoopid
The text book of dishonesty.. by Cown and Clown
How to be a misfit in a team .. Free and tree
How to ruin good Institution… selected readings.. by Jing and Bang
Case studies in financial mishandling. By Bang and Tring

Gandhi. Ohfo. What type of books they have? Patel. Here also there are strange books. Many are India authors too. I shall read some.

Case studies in major mischiefs
Get start with ruining things
How to spoil computers in effective way
The treatise of spoliling Electronic goods
The text book of destructitve technology
A text book of ruinous thinking
A treatise of destruction of electrical motors
How to play dirty with measuring instruments
How to short circuit high voltage lines in the most effective way.. A treatise
Design and creative appreciation of breaking things
Tips on hacking computers and web sites
Destruction of naval equipment
How to steal electric power… A treatise

(Gandhi and patel return to librarian. Nehru is still sitting there

Librarian. I hope you have seen some good books

Gandhi. Yeah. There are many.Jawaharlal. Why you have not gone around. It is a great experience indeed.

Patel. There are some good books of your interest.

Nehru. What are they?

Patel. I remember few names. They are:-

Cockeyed discovery of nation
How to loose a war
How best to downgrade others
How to mislead a nation
How to ruin a nation.. A policy
Policies of appeasement
How to self glorify
Treatise on self image building and letting down others
How to circumvent things
How to mismanage.. expert lectures
Design of destructive policies for a developing nation
How not to get motivated
A text book of misleading others
How to get misled by others
Be a sinister
Nut like thinking
How to be crap and crook
The art of crookery

Nehru. Come on stop that nonsense

Patel Why are you getting annoyed. We have come to a place of Institution that specializes in all these activities and spreads knowledge.

Nehru. I am sure you have no better thing to do.

Gandhi. Why are you running away from realities of life. All these things are being practiced now in India.

Nehru. Is this Institution required to be established? It will ruin society further.

Patel. People think such things are also required. These are part of life. Bapu. I have borrowed tow books after depositing some money with librarian. One is how to spoil things by Rao and reddy and another one is How to demotivate by Rai and Pai. I shall read them after going to our place

Gandhi. That is better. You should have become honorary member of this library. Reading such books is a time pass.

Patel. Good. Bapu. It is time now. Shall we go

Nehru. God saved us.

( The trio thank librarian and walk out and at the gate they are again thanked by the security guys)

CURTAIN FALLS