INTO THE PAST WITH PAIN.. 172...Part II

INTO THE PAST WITH PAIN…172
PART II
Dr K Prabhakar Rao



Washington. What type of head ache we have here. We could not enjoy our evening drink too.

( In the mean time the security chief goes to the gate and meets Harry and Joe.He announces over a mike that Gandhi has been allowed to see Obama and therefore they should stop slogan shouting and disperse, but they must give their names and addresses and phone numbers too.)

Ash. Hip Hip hurray. Long live Gandhi and india

( Others join them shouting Hip Hip Hurray)

Gandhi. Thanks dear. It is great success. This is a powerful tool in our hands to fight for justice. Good luck to you. Thanks for cooperation. May God bless you. Enjoy yourself)

Harry. Mr Gandhi. Plesae come in. We shall take you to President Obama.

Gnadhi. Thanks dear. I am obliged. Kindly pardon us for creating inconvenience to you.

Harry. Thanks sir. Relax.

Joe. Bye sir. Mr Gandhi. Enjoy yourself

Gandhi. Thanks dear

( Harry and Joe allow Gandhi in and Joe stays back at gate while Harry accompanies Gandhi into the Presidential lawn. Gandhi enters the lawn after passing through many security corridors and gates)

Gandhi. Good evening gentlemen . this is MK Gandhi here. I am here again

Obama. Welcome Mr MK

Obama. Welcome Mr Gandhi. You made it finally

Gandhi. Has to

Obama. This is something not expected from you. This is a separate country. We have our procedures and methods and security checks and limitations.

Washington. Look Mr Gandhi. We love to have you with us. But there are some methods and procedures as Obama said. You should have informed us and taken appointment and you will be the first person to get it.

Gandhi. There was no time.

Obama. It is OK. What is the matter? What is so urgent now?

Gandhi. Look Obama. In India we have a strange problem now.

Obama. What is it that you can not solve.

Gandhi. In India the greatest scam in the history of mankind has occurred and it is called 2G spectrum scam.

Obama. I learnt about it . Our intelligence has already informed me. FBI also informed me..
Gandhi. The concerned minister was sacked and si roaming free enjoying much across the country. For th elsat many days in Parliament nothing si moving. Opposition is demanding Parliamentary committee to proble the case.

Obama. You also have CBI and other outfits.

Gandhi. True. Opposition has no faith in them. They are sure that they will tamper evidence and try to protect the thieves as they are from ruling party.

Obama. It may happen in your country. But such things will not happen here. You know water gate scandal and the case of President Clinton. Our democracy is different. It is American democracy.

Gandhi. Ours is Indian democracy.

Obama. Why your govt does not want to order parliamentary committee probe? If they are refusing, it is clear that obviously some other top guys are involved in the scam and there is a fear that they would be exposed..

Washington. What you said is very true. Guys are shit scared. There are many top guys surely in this murky game.

Obama. Don’t you think that the master mind in this scam should get Nobel prize. He deserves it.

Washington. Soon some movies will be produced. I heard Hollywood is already on the job and I am sure that movie would get Oscar awards.

Gandhi. The funniest part is that Pranab Mukherjee a known sane person is getting irked up at the demand for constituting parliamentary committee. Why he should behave like that. As a seasoned man he must accept it. There is no point in shouting over others when ones house is a shit pot.

Obama. True. Well said sir. I heard Mukerjee was quoting the Tehelca scam that took place when BJP was in power in India and its President took bribe..

Gandhi. Scams are birth rights in India. But this is mind bogging indeed. They definitely need Nobel prize for doing it so well.

Obama. This should go as the worlds greatest event. Our agencies are already studying it.

Washington. All this is OK Mr Gandhi. What you want from us now. It is your country. Money is yours that has been swindled. It your country that lost image in the yes of world. It is your PM that has been tagged to this who could not control his mates. All is yours. What you wsant us to do.

Gandhi. You are always our friends.

Obama. That is very fine. Please do not say that loan should be given to you.

Gandhi. No Not like that.

Wsahington. Do you want the help of our agency for investigation?

Gandhi. I do not think our leaders will accept although it is welcome. By the by what you will do in that situation.

Obama. I shall order immediately Probe by a committee comprising members from all parties. Here we have only two unlike so many parties in India.

Gnadhi. But our leaders are refusing for it.

Obama. That means they are involved neck deep. Entire ministry must resign and face elections. Whoever is found guilty in scam must be banned from politics for blife and put behind bars for 400 years. Real culprits must be sent to Electric chair. You gus do not have that system, Send them to a scaffold.

Washington. Obama. Do you think these guys can do that? They are unable to hand Afzal guru and Kasab for the crimes. They are being well fed with chicken and mutton. They are being looked after as state guests.

Gandhi. True. Our guys can not do any thing. They are the most ineffective and good for nothing guys.

Obama. I have no comments to make. If I do next day hundreds of my effgies will be burnt in Delhi.

Washington. Haa..haaa… Look Mr Gandhi. yours is a strange nation devoid of efficiency. I am really shocked to know how the country is surviving. You made atom bombs, missiles, Rockets and many more. But still you guys remained corrupt that too at highest order. You shall never become world power. You may brow beat your small neighbors.

Obama. Mr Gandhi. What shall we do.

Gandhi. You may kindle speak to PM to accept the committee

Obama. How can I do that? It is your internal matter.

Gandhi. Suppose you stop all Visas to Indian guys it may bring pressure on Govt to go for good governing

Obama. Mr Gandhi. You are already there. Why don’t you gpo on hunger strike in Delhi over the issue.

Gandhi. But I am already dead. I can not die again. Once they know that I can not die again, they will not take it seriously.

Obama. Hee..hee.. That is correct. I may bring some pressure indirectly over them. They know that Pkaistan is constrained by us. We may not restrain them against India. That also brings up pressure.

Gandhi. But that is bad.

Obama. Why it should be bad. You want some pressure to be built up. It can be in any manner. Work has to be done somehow.

Gandhi. hee..hee.. well said sir. Now I leave it to you to handle the issue.

Obama. Good I shall look into that.

Gandhi. OK Gentlemen. My work is accomplished. Thanks.I take leave

Obama. Mr Gandhi. Next time you wants to visit us plesae send information. Plesae do not walk in just like that. It is very embarrassing to all.

Gandhi. Thanks. I shall do that. Bye

( Gandhi walks away)

Washington. Ohfo. What a guy? Iam having serious head ache

Obama. Me too. Let us pour another drink. We shall be fine soon.

Washington. Obama. Plesae do not forget to look into those Indians who demonstrated at Gate

Obama. FBI is already after them. They will take care of them. The guys will be shown stars soon

Washington. Hee…heee..heee

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