INTO THE PAST WITH PAIN..174

INTO THE PAST WITH PAIN…174

Dr K Prabhakar Rao


( It is Lashkar E toiba terrorist Pakistan camp in Azad Kashmir. The terrorists are sitting around a fire with their weapons. They are preparing barbeque from slain goat. The skinned goat is pierced with a thick iron rod and is supported on two stands. It is being cooked over light fire. They are also shouting in ecstasy. The terrorists are Munawwar, Kasab Jihadi, Muzaffar khooni, Zalim khan lutera and some more)

Zalim .. Yeah. It will be nice dinner today with this goat.

Kasab. Yeah. I stole the goat across the border. Why kill our goats ? Indian goats across the border are many. They are tasty too. Indian blood in fact is tasty.

Munawwar. Very well said. Whenever I see the border, my fingers itch. I want to kill the Indians and make barbeque out of them

Zalim. Soon we shall do. After 26 /11 Bombay attack every one started blaming us. Now things are better

Munawwar. What has changed now?

Zalim. There are news that Rahul Gandhi of India who is being groomed by Congress leaders to become PM soon said to American ambassador that There is greater danger to India from Hindutva parties than LET. He gave us clean chit.

Munawwar. Where he said these things?

Zalim. This was revealed by the wiki leaks recently. Haa…haa. Swine of first order

Munawwar. Shh.. Do not utter that word. Muslims are not supposed to say that. It is a taboo.

Muzaffar. Which are these Hindu parties?

Zalim. RSS, BJP, Bajrang dal, Shiv sena, Hindu Maha sabha and some more

Munawwar. Maza aaagaya is bar, Sala badmash. Hindu Kafiro ne hamesha hamko gaali deta hai.. Harm khor kainka..( Great happiness. These Hindu Kafirs have been abusing all these years.They are crooks. Sons of Bitches they are)

Zalim. Let us celebrate..

( He pours drinks and gives glasses to all. They shout three cheers . They pull out meat from the roasted goat and eat like barbarians.

Zalim. Now what these Indians will do? All these years they were after us blaming us. They were gunning for us. What face they will have now with latest Rahuls statements. Kudos to that guy who gave us some clean chit. I think we must recommend to Pakistan government to give highest national award to Rahul for his statements. The highest award is Nishan e Pakistan or Halal e zurrat. We must do it. Hee..hee..

Munawwar. We have been fighting liberation war for many years and now we have some good chit. MK Gandhi all the time was preaching non violence and finally met violent end at the hands of his own country man. That too from Hindu Maha Sabha he was.

( Suddenly there is a flash and Gandhi, Nehru and patel appear in front of them. They are shocked to the core)

Zalim. Arre. Who are you? You appear to be MK Gandhi, Others are Nehru and Patel. We see yours photos everywhere. But now a days there are less photos

Munawwar. Last month I went to UP on a mission to identify targets. Everywhere statues of Kanshiram and Mayawathi are there.,

Gandhi. You recognized me correctly. You are better than Indians. At times in my country Indians do not recognize me. Some central services officers too do not know about me. It is so bad

Munawwar. Hee. We are better. We also have a soft corner for you because you always too side of Mulsims evertime before and even after partition. It is our bad luck that you were killed. Otherwise You would have forced Indians to give Kashmir to us.

Patel. Come on guys. This is all irrelevant talk. Tell us why you remembered us?

Zalim. We are talking about Gandhis non violence policy

Gandhi. That even now I talk. Please leave all your guys.

Zalim. It is fine. You are our guests. I forgot to offer a drink to you guys. How about a small peg. How about some pieces of Barbeque. ( He puuls out meat from the carcass on fire)

Gandhi.. Ram.. Ramm.. ( Closes eyes)

Zalim. Look Gandhi sahib. This is real world. Do not leave in fallacy and dreams. World does not change by you remaining vegetarian.

Gandhi. That is our wish.

Munawwar. Mr Gandhi. Do you know Rahul has given us clean chit recently. We are from LET. Hindu paties are more dangerous that us. Haa..haa. After all truth has been exposed

Patel. Look. Do you believe Rahul. What maturity he has to give statements and comment on trivial issues like Terrorsim

Nehru. Patel. Do you know you are speaking about my great grandson, the future PM

Patel. If it is so is this way he should speak. What does he know about terrorism and Hindutwa

Nehru. After all he is from my family. They know everything. They are of different breed

Patel. Sure. They are surely from a different breed. That all know.

Nehru. I do not mean that

Patel. That guy has stirred Hornets nest. If he does not about things he should keep quiet instead of talking all irrelevant.

Gandhi. Poor guy has lost all sympathy now. It will be impossible for him to be in top chair

Nehru. Why. Who can stop him?

Patel. People only will throw him out. County can not be kept in the hands of such guys, Poor guy. He thought he was very smart. After all what is his intellectual abilities. Recently he was shown door in Bihar. He was badly cut to size. Now this is another thing.

Zalim. So you guys feel that LET is still the bad out fit

Patel. Where is doubt about it?

Zalim. Better you guys pack off from here, before we gun you down.

Munawwar. This is good chance. Catch these guys and we shall bargain Kashmir.

Patel. You can not catch us.. Even if you catch us Indian govt is leadet bothered. They will disown us. They have already done that

Zalim. I shall show.

( He picks up the carbine and fires at Gandhi, Patel and Nehru. Nothing happens to them). Gnadhi, Patel and Nehru laugh loudly raising hands and shout Ho..ho…hoo)

Zalim. You son of a Bit… I shall show you. Haa..haa.

( He picks up a machine gun and fires bbursts. Nothing happens)


Gandhi. You jokers. Sons of Devils. Lump it with you. Hang yourselves


Patel. Get lost jokers

Nehru. Bapu. Let us go. Enough for today

Gandhi. OK guys. Plesae get screwed

( The trio vanish while the terrorists look aghast)

CURTAIN FALLS