INTO THE PAST WITH PAIN..302
Dr K Prabhakar Rao
Gandhi, Patel and
Nehru are seen walking near the Indira Park in Hyderabad. They come acrossa
Pandal ( Tent ) where many people are
seen. Under the Pandal ared carpet is spread and some men are seen
sitting in line with garlands.
Gandhi. Hey Patel.
What is going on here? Is food likely
to be served?
Patel. I do not think
so Bapu as I do not see any caterers around and arrangemnets.
Nehru. I think they
will serve after some time.
Gandhi.Patel, You go
there and find out what happens there.
Nehru. Why Bapu? What
work we have there?
Gandhi. If they are
serving some thing to eat we will also join them, of course if it is
vegetarian.
(Patel goes to the
tent and looks around. He returns after some time)
Gandhi. Patel. What are the news?
Patel. Bapu, It isa
hunger strike camp.
Gandhi. What for?
Patel. I saw a poster
and flexy . It is written fast up to death by the leaders ofTelangana bachao pracharak
samithi.
Gandhi. Why bacho?The
bachao ( Save) word will be appropriate after Telangana is formed
Patel. Good joke
Bapu. You are witty.
Gandhi. Thanks for
compliments. Any how why this bachao?
Patel. Bapu.
Seema political ledars are trying their
best to scuttle the formation of Telangana state. They are not leaving any
stone unturned to prevent formation of new state.AP assembly is atamasha
centre. We can see all types of things there. People shout, come to blows, tear
shirts, break mikes, tear papers, shout
at pitch of voice.This hunger strike is against such attitude and moves by
seemandhra leaders.
Nehru. Bapu, Do you
feel these guys sitting under tent will really fast till their death?
Gandhi.
Haa..Haa.Haaa..Hoo..hoo..hooo.. Hope they have insured. But insurance does not
pay in such deaths.
Patel. Why Bapu? You
are laughing so loudly
Gandhi. Haa..Haa. Do
you think they will fast to end? Never. These are all pressure tactics. I know
only one case in 1956 when Potti sriramulu died for creation of Andhra State
carved out of Madras state by fasting .These guys are just tricksters and
tamasha wallahs. They will fast with
great show around.Many journalists will come and take interviews and TV coverage
wil be there.Of course those men will be well paid. These guys sitting there do not look famished even after three
days of fast. They are fine. Their skins are shyning. They are laughing also.They
are misusing my photo by keeping there.Patel . Go and get my photo
Patel. Bapu, I am
sure these guys are given some food stuff clandestinely. Samosas. Pakodas, Egg
puffs, Vegetable puffs, Chicken puffs,
Good day biscuits amd cutlets are
reportedly served to them in darkness of night. Then how can they become weak.
People say that after such camps rag pickers pick up many empty liquor bottles thrown around .
Gandhi. They will
also watch situation. If no one is caring , they send secret messages to some
senior leaders that they are ready to withdraw fast. These are all pre planned.
Patel. True. I know
that. The seniors arrive with fan fare and offer lime juice to fasting guys and
later they declare that they are withdrawing from fast in best interest of
state and respecting senior leaders word.Fun is that the senior eader hands
over lime juice to these agitators on fast and
many photos are taken. TV coverage will be extensive. It will be relayed
on many channels. People are made fools. All is well that ends well.All these
nuts are super actors including seniors. Even late KL Saigal and Surendranath (
Surendra) are no match for these nuts.
Gandhi. What a
joke!Fast has become a joke in thisa nation..
Patel. I think you
gave Indians one of the best trick that is fast.
Gandhi. It is good
for them. Look, How fat they are looking like white pigs or Hippos.One guy is looking like a grizzly
bear. Nothing happens to them even if they fast for one month.
Patel. This fast is
more powerful than atom bomb. Indians are perfect in its use. For everything,
they go on fast.Every one threatens with fast. Once the fast is over, they glut
like pigs in top hotels gulping gallons of drinks and tons of chicken
and mutton.I personally feel that they should be allowed to fast till they die
and fasting should be supervised by govt
and police. Atleast some population will reduce in I India if tyese men are
allowed to vanish.
Gandhi.
Haa..haaa..This is Kaliyuga. You shall find these things very common.
Patel. True. Let us
go Bapu. It is hot.
Gandhi. OK , Fine. We
are not on fast. We shall have something.
( The trio walks off)
CURTAIN FALLS
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