INTOTHEPAST WITH PAIN…274
Dr
K Prabhakar Rao
(Gandhi, Patel and Nehru
are at a road side tea shop in Delhi and are enjoying hot cup of tea. A song
is loudly played from a cheap FM radio installed in the shop. )
Hameto loot liya milke husn walone
Kale kale balone gore gore gaalone
Tiitir..Titir.. Titir…titir…
Titir titir tum…
A youth standing -by dances in an obscene
shaking his groin way to the tune of the song
Patel. Come on bhai.
We are all here standing. Please behave. Have some consideration for the
elders. This is a public place.
Youth. This is democracy uncle. I can do any thing.
Gandhi. Do I look like Uncle? Democracy does not mean anything
can be done. Freedom of expression should not cause distress to others.
Patel. Bapu. There is no meaning talking to these stupid
men.
Youth. What is wrong in my doing? When our leaders are
doing all types of shouting and gesticulations in parliament, why I can not do?
Have you not seen Madam Sonia shouting at Advaniji in Parliament? recently.
Gandhi. He says true. Youngsters learn from elders.
Nehru. Do you compare yourself with them? They are great
people.
Youth, How They are great? Is it because they are Gandhis?
Gandhi. Oh Bharatmata..Please save us. By the by
Patel, What are the latest news?
Patel. Bapu. Sangmaji has put
a case in Supreme court challenging Pranabji’s election as President.
Gandhi. Good. People have some nice tamasha now. Finally,
the post of President has become like any Municipal election.
Patel. Why not? It is also a post like any one. If court
gives judgement aginst the election,
poor Pranabji has to cut a sorry figure. Will he go home? Will he become finance minister again? People
are worried because they may have to eat grass soon.
Gandhi. It is not that easy. Earlier Rajiv lost a
court case in case of Sha Bano. He then
used parliament to nullify court verdict. Supreme court was helpless. Parliament
made a mockery of highest court. They can do that way. In democracy power lies
with parliament.
Patel. That means Pranabji can stay around. Poor Sangmaji
will be badly hurt. He has become like
Neither Gharka nor Ghatka. ( Neither
belonging to a house nor of river side)
Gandhi. Bhai Patel, Politics is a dirty game. Only crooks
can flourish in this game. This is not a place for simple souls.
Nehru. Are you saying that I was a crook?
Gandhi. Did I say that? Why
are you getting upset?
Nehru. Bapu, You can not generalize.
Gandhi. Sorry Bahia. You were a good one. You were greater than Raja Harschandra or Raja Bhoh or
SIBI. Are you happy now?
Nehru. It is OK.
Patel. In fact Pranabji was an active politician. Such men
can not become Presidents. Have you heard him in his address on maiden speech
on 15August this year? He was in fact referring to Lok Pal bill and Annas
efforts. He should not have addressed
that way. People now can not have faith in him. Many are of the opinion that he
will always back up the ruing party. He has to be an yes man to high command
for the favor bestowed on him.
Gandhi. What to do? The era of good presidents is over. We
have to select out of the available ones. Sometimes even scrap will have some
useful items. ,hee..hee
Patel. Well said Bapu..haa..haa..haa.That means the present
guys are scrap.
Gandhi. Surely. Pranabji harbored ambition for PMs post.
Finally he knew he will not get it. It is reserved for Gandhis family in India.
He settled for the present job. Poor guy. I feel sorry for him. If he had refused
this , he would have been Neither Gharka
nor Ghat ka. He is an unhappy guy acting as if he is happy. Patel. You know
that congressmen are good actors.
Patel. Yeah. Sure. I know that. Bapu,You know that one
Chaiwallah ( Tea vendor)also was a
contender for post of President.
Tea vendor. Bhai, That is me. I was not considered. I also
knew that I shall not get it.
Gandhi. Then why did you apply?
Tea vendor. I just tried my luck. If elected, I would have
been the best peoples President after Dr Kalam sahib. I would have announced
free tea three times a day for every citizen of India below poverty line.
Patel. Now Montek singh is giving Cell phones to all poor.
Once given, all poor will be declared rich because they have cell phones.
Tea vendor. Then I need not give free tea to any one.
Haa..haa
Gandhi. Hee..heee..hee
Patel. Au..au..au..hoo.hooo.Hey..Hey..Hey.. haaaa. Like
all elections, President’s election
also became a Tamasha. The election is
being fought in courts too. How shamefulit is?
Tea vendor. True sir. In India life is a Tamasha.
Gandhi. Very true. I was sure that this time a tea vendor,Riksaw
puller or an auto driver will become the President.
Patel. Why not? Allhave a chance.Better luck next time.
Please do not get disheartened. One day all such men will get the
post one after the other. We become example of a real democracy. OK
Bhai. Let us go. It is getting late.
In distance song is heard
Unchi neechi unchi neechi dagar jeevalki
Chalna sambhalke pyaare …
Manjil tho hai badi dhoor
Manjil tho hai badi dhoor
Sambhalkechalna
Manjiltho hai Badi dhoor
( Immortalsinger CH Atma)
( The trio walks off singing Ramdhun)
CURTAIN FALLS